Monday, December 21, 2009

"Milton Bradley makes the best games in the world"

Speaking of the Mariners' new outfielder, the Dog Denizens of Genesee Park (DDGP) pays homage to the Milton-Bradley games of our childhood. In no particular order of importance:
  • Mystery Date;
  • Operation ('remove wranched ankle");
  • The Game of Life;
  • Twister;
  • Battleship;
  • Stratego;
  • Chutes and Ladders;
  • Candy Land;
  • Hangman;
  • Stay Alive ("I'm the sole survivor!");
  • Password (the self-described "famous word association" game);
  • Break the Bank;
  • Domination;
  • Family Feud;
  • The Hollywood Squares.
Consider titles that hint at: prior Mariner management (former general manager Bill Bavasi's game of Break the Bank); dysfunctional 2008 clubhouse (Family Feud); Felix Hernandez and Randy Johnson (Domination) and beloved 1995 team (Stay Alive). And let he feel ignored, there's Twister... in honor of our new outfielder, Milton Bradley.

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