Friday, April 22, 2011

Happy Earth Day!

Happy Earth Day from your friends at the Dog Denizens of Genesee Park (DDGP)!

As holiday aficionados will tell you, Americans celebrate Earth Day to foster awareness and appreciation of our environment and its resources. We could wax about the importance of saving the planet... our we could pay homage to the classic rhythm and blues (R&B) funk band, Earth Wind & Fire (EWF).

Drummer Maurice White named the group for three of the elements of earth, wind and fire. EWF achieved notice when it recorded the soundtrack to Melvin Van Peebles' 1971 movie, Sweet Sweetback's Baadassssss Song. Although EWF became a favorite amongst college campus, all members except White and his brother Verdine left the band.

White retooled the band, which recorded Top-30 hits "Evil" and "Keep Your Head to the Sky". EWF performed at the California Jam, a West Coast jazz festival, in 1974 and played on pianist Ramsey Lewis' Sun Goddess album.

EWF's That's the Way of the World, which Billboard magazine lauded as "a very tightly performed and produced package," generated title hit "That's the Way of the World" and "Shining Star". The group's concerts turned show business on its ear with pyrotechnics, lasers and illusions. EWF spit out hits throughout the late 1970s with "Getaway", "Saturday Night", "Serpentine", "Fantasy", "Got to Get You Into My Life", "September" and "Boogie Wonderland". Released in November 1979, the Best of Earth, Wind & Fire, Vol. 1 went quintuple platinum in sales.

EWF went techno in the 1980s and released hits "Let's Groove" and "Wanna Be With You". Although White produced albums for Barbra Streisand, Cher and his own solo endeavor in the 1980s, EWF continued to record albums through the millennium. The band was inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame in 2000.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Happy Pet Parents Day!

Happy Pet Parents Day from your friends at the Dog Denizens of Genesee Park (DDGP)!

An insurance company selected April 17 as "Pet Parents Day" to honor the contributions of human owners to their animals. If your dog, cat, pygmy goat or hamster hasn't purchased you a gift, flowers or card, here's a chance for you to remedy the situation. You won't want to invest in an iPhone 4 - particularly since the iPhone 5 will be released this summer - but there are plenty of presents that you can still purchase... baubles, bangles and beads. Or a five-iron.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

New Mariners season, same tepid bats

The start of the 2011 Major League Baseball (MLB) doesn't look different from the conclusion of last year's campaign for the feckless Seattle Mariners. Thus far -after last night's embarrassing 12-3 home opener against the Cleveland Indians - the Mariners are tied for last place in the American League (AL) West race with a 2-5 record.

This time last year Mariners expected a lot after Mariners general manager "Trader Jack" Zdruiencik signed Chone Figgins and traded for Cy Young winner Cliff Lee and problematic Milton Bradley. We entered this season with a patchwork team made up of little-known-and-forgotten players (Jack Cust, Miguel Olivo, Adam Kennedy and Josh Bard). Few hold hopes that the Mariners will climb out of the AL West cellar. Is it surprising given that Seattle Mariners Owner Hiroshi Yamauchi hasn't demanded the termination of Chief Executive Officer Howard Lincoln and President Chuck Armstrong? The "Howie and Chuckie Story" continues unfettered despite minimal success and one of the more generous payrolls in MLB.

Regardless of whom you blame - there are so many guilty parties - the Mariners leadership is little more than a, tail-tugged-between-the-legs, hang-dog operation. There's little to celebrate until Big Changes to this chopped-ham-spread organization. What is deviled ham... a combination of ground ham and spices. Perfect for this team.

Deviled ham spread
  • 4½ oz. deviled ham
  • 1 tbsp. onion
  • 1/3 c. mayonnaise
  • 1/3 c. mustard
  • 1 tsp. lemon juice
  • ½ salt
  • ½ tsp. Worcestershire sauce
  • ½ c. finely diced celery
  • 6 hard-cooked eggs
Mince the onion and chopped the eggs.
Mix mayonnaise, Worcestershire sauce, mustard and onion into a large bowl.
Stir in salt and lemon juice.
Add celery, eggs, and ham, Blend thoroughly.