Monday, February 21, 2011

First in the White House and the heart of a nation...

Happy President's Day from your friends at the Dog Denizens of Genesee Park (DDGP)!

While many Americans today salute the men who have occupied the White House, the DDGP pays homage to the canines who resided at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Harry S. Truman, the 33rd President of the United States, was quoted as saying, "IF you want a friend in Washington, get a dog." Given the vitriolic tone of today's political debate, Man's Best Friend is needed in the nation's capital now more than ever.

According to the American Kennel Club (AKC), George Washington was "not only the father of our nation, but father of the American foxhound." Washington developed the American foxhound by carefully breeding imported English foxhounds and French foxhounds, which were gifts from the Marquis de Lafayette. The kennel included dogs named Drunkard, Tipsr, Tipier, Scentwell, Sweet Lips and Vulcan.

While occupying the White House Theodore Roosevelt owned a variety of breeds, including a Saint Bernard, Pekingese and terriers of bull, rat and Manchester breeds.

In the 1940s, rumors spread that Fala, a Scottish terrier belonging to President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, was inadvertently left behind in the Aleutian Islands during a visit by the commander and chief. Rumor had it that Roosevelt -- during World War II -- reportedly sent a ship back to retrieve Fala. When the members of the Fourth Estate howled, Roosevelt shot back: "You can criticize me, my wife and my family, but you can't criticize my dog. He's Scotch and all these allegations about spending all this money has made his little soul furious." The pundits labeled this retort the "Fala speech".

As a vice-presidential candidate, Richard Nixon came under fire for alleged financial proprieties. With his place on the ticket with Dwight D. Eisenhower, Nixon took a page out of the Fala playbook and delivered a 30-minute speech on national television in which he addressed the allegations. Nixon concluded the political ad with an anecdote about a "black and white spotted" cocker spaniel that a supporter shipped from Texas to Washington, D.C. The daughters named the pooch Checkers. "As you know, the kids like all kids love the dog and I just want to say this right now that regardless of what they say we're gonna keep it." The so-called "Checkers speech" saved Nixon's nomination.

Checkers was long gone when Nixon assumed the presidency in 1969. During his tenure in the White House, Nixon had three dogs: Irish setter King Timahoe, poodle Vicki and Pasha the terrier.

A few quick items about Presidential dogs:
  • President John F. Kennedy owned several dogs, including Pushinka, the offspring of Soviet dog cosmonaut Steika.
  • President Lyndon B. Johnson, Kennedy's Vice President and Oval Office successor, shared the White House with several beagles. Two hounds -- Him and Her -- were featured on the cover of Life magazine in 1964. Johnson generated negative publicity when -- in the presence of reporters and photographers -- he picked up the beagles by their ears.
  • President Gerald Ford, the only Commander and Chief not elected by the Electoral College, kept Liberty the golden retriever. Liberty may have proven the most popular aspect of the Ford presidency.
  • President Ronald Reagan exiled his Bouvier des Flandres Lucky to the family ranch. Lucky loved to chase members of the alleged biased elite media, and was deemed too large to live in the White House. The Reagans replaced Lucky with a Cavalier King Charles spaniel named Rex.
  • President George H.W. Bush's Springer spaniel wrote Millie's Book As Dictated to Barbara Bush. (Minimum bids for the book start at 99 cents on eBay.) The Roanoke Times proclaimed Millie "the most famous dog in White House history." In a speech during his 1992 re-election campaign, Bush proclaimed, "My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than those two bozos." The "two bozos" Bush referenced were opponents Bill Clinton and Al Gore, who defeated Bush and Dan Quayle in November 1992.
  • President Bill Clinton needed a friend in late 1997 when the sex scandal with White House intern Monica Lewsinky broke. Clinton adopted a chocolate lab for whom he named after his great-uncle Henry Orem "Buddy" Grisham.
  • President George W. Bush owned Scottish terrier Barney, who generated headlines after he bit a Reuters reporter. In his book State of Denial: Bush at War, author Bob Woodward reported that Bush said, "I will not withdraw (from Iraq) even (First Lady) Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me."
  • President Barack Obama kept a campaign promise to his daughters when the family adopted Portuguese water dog named Bo. The family chose the hypo-allergenic breed to accommodate daughter Malia's allergies. Bo was a gift from Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy, an aficionado of Portuguese water dogs.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Are you suffering from brain freeze?

It was about 42 degrees outside at 6:45 pm. What better way to observe the mini cold snap than to roll down the back right window of your decade-old Jaguar. We watched with disbelief as your fluffy frou frou dog leaned out of the vehicle as you traveled southbound on 38th Avenue South and crossed South Genesee Street.

Lady, what the hell were you thinking?

If Fluffy flew out of your vehicle, you might not have noticed... until the back right wheel of your so-suburban-chic sedan rolled over your pooch. For somebody who seems bent on making fashionable impressions, you don't seem to realize that bright-red blood stains don't wash out of silky white canine.

For the love of God, people, maintain some sense of restraint when you travel with your dog.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Program alert: Westminster Kennel Club competition

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! Well, not quite.

The Westminster Kennel Club (WKC) dog show returns to Madison Square Garden next week for a competition that draws an elite group of 2,500 canines. With no presumptive favorites this year's competition is rife for an unknown to snag the "Best in Show" title.

One could spend Valentine's Day eating out for one of those overpriced "romantic" meals (scallop carpaccio with squash vinaigrette, beef tenderloin with portobello mushrooms and orzo risotto, chocolate lover's lava cake with raspberry sorbert). Or one could settle down in front of the television with the family Shiba Inu and a bucket of chicken to watch the self-proclaimed "America's dog show":

Monday, February 14
Hound, toy, non-sporting and herding groups
8 pm to 9 pm EST, USA Network
9 pm to 11 pm EST, CNBC

Tuesday, February 15
Sporting, working and terrier groups, Best in Show.
8 pm to 11 pm EST, USA Network

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

It's February... Happy New Year!

新年快乐 from your friends at the Dog Denizens at Genesee Park (DDGP)!

Chúc mừng năm mới!

New Year? you might be wondering. Didn't we do that last month? It's post-Groundhog Day.

Whether you call it Lunar New Year or Tet, the occasion allows for cleaning out homes of bad luck, paying debts, purchasing new clothes and resolving differences with family and friends. Tet celebrants usher in the New Year with the Le Tru Tich celebration at midnight (Giao Thao) that includes fireworks. The popping sounds that you heard at midnight weren't gunfire in the Rainier Valley.

If you choose to celebrate with a libation, why not go old school with the Singapore Sling? Created in 1915 by Ngiam Tong Boom (嚴崇文), a bartender at the Long Bar in the Raffles Hotel Singapore, the Sling combines gin, fruit juice, French and Danish liqueurs.

Singapore Sling
  • 3 oz. unsweetened pineapple juice
  • 1½ oz. gin
  • ¼ oz. fresh lime juice
  • ½ oz. cherry Heering
  • ¼ oz. Bénédictine
  • ¼ oz. Cointreau
  • Dash of bitters
  • Pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry
Combine pineapple juice, gin, lime juice, Heering, Bénédictine and biters into a cocktail shaker.
Shake (duh).
Strain ingredients into a highball glass.
Garnish with pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

You could watch 300-pound linemen... or you could watch puppies

Maybe you don't want to spend Sunday evening watching glandular cases chasing each other across the artificial turf. Or the accumulation of three hours of advertisements (remember when Super Bowl commercials constituted legitimate entertainment?).

Then, Puppy Bowl VII is for you. In its offering of counter-programming, Animal Planet will air two-hour broadcasts of Puppy Bowl VII. The annual broadcast features a roster of puppies adopted from shelters, water-bowl cams, a referee, rabbit cheerleaders and the dreary Bissell kitty halftime show. This year's innovation includes a "kiss cam".

Puppy Bowl VII airs in two-hour loops on Animal Planet beginning at noon PST.