Saturday, December 19, 2009

If you don't vote for Edgar for the Baseball HOF, this dog will eat your iPhone

Our friends -- voting members of the Baseball Writers Association of America (BBWAA) -- have less than two weeks to return their ballots to the Baseball Hall of Fame (HOF). As ballots postmarked by December 31, 2009 will determine the HOF's Class of 2010, the Dog Denizens of Genesee Park (DDGP) will continue to press the case to select former Seattle Mariner Edgar Martinez.

We at the DDGP have argued Edgar's case by presenting the facts and figures that support our hero's enshrinement in Cooperstown Now, we're taking a page from the National Lampoon (c. 1973): teeth-baring intimidation.

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