Smelly dogs and the Fairness Doctrine

Some fair-minded readers may have considered patently unfair my comparisons of impacted anal glands in need of expression and canine yeast infection to Aqua Velva Musk aftershave. Point well taken.

So consider these alternatives to a wet, smelly dog:

• A dog that visited Genesee Park rolled in a pile of doody that a careless another has failed to pick up.
• Morning "doggie breath." Or generic "doggie breath."
• Hai Karate after shave or Brut cologne.