With the Super Bowl only three weeks away, the DDGP breaks its silence. The results of the conference championship games this past Sunday results in a 75-percent chance of producing one of the four National Football League (NFL) signs of the apocalypse scenarios:
- Brett Favre -- not Fran Tarkenton, Daunte Culpepper or Tommy Kramer -- leads the Minnesota Vikings to their first Super Bowl victory.
- The New Orleans Saints -- the venerable laughingstock of the NFL -- win the coveted Vince Lombardi Trophy before the Seattle Seahawks.
- New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan receives a kiss on his Super Bowl ring from Bill Belichick, the abrasive head coach of the New England Patriots.
Then, there's the 25-percent possibility that Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts and his band of robots will win all the marbles on February 7. But more important, there's Puppy Bowl VI on Animal Planet.
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