Are you suffering from brain freeze?

It was about 42 degrees outside at 6:45 pm. What better way to observe the mini cold snap than to roll down the back right window of your decade-old Jaguar. We watched with disbelief as your fluffy frou frou dog leaned out of the vehicle as you traveled southbound on 38th Avenue South and crossed South Genesee Street.

Lady, what the hell were you thinking?

If Fluffy flew out of your vehicle, you might not have noticed... until the back right wheel of your so-suburban-chic sedan rolled over your pooch. For somebody who seems bent on making fashionable impressions, you don't seem to realize that bright-red blood stains don't wash out of silky white canine.

For the love of God, people, maintain some sense of restraint when you travel with your dog.