Tuesday, January 4, 2011

It's 4:45 pm. Do you know where your dog is?

Of course you do... tethered to a "no parking sign" on Madison Street between Minor and Boren avenues.

Maybe you were cold and needed something to warm you up. The fleece half-zip pullover wasn't keeping you toasty enough in the 39-degree weather. So you thought nothing of stopping in at Starbucks -- one of two on the block -- for, perhaps, a Skinny Caramel Macchiato (gotta watch your boyish figure). You thought nothing of tying your black, medium-sized, mix-breed dog to a traffiic sign while you indulged in a caffeine reboot.

Never mind that you left your dog alone as rush-hour traffic whizzed by her. Never mind that your dog -- bored and tired -- had little to do besides lie on the stone-cold pavement while you sipped your beverage and called a bud on your Motorola Droid X. Doggie could wait a little longer.

You cold-hearted bastard.

Apparently, you forgot that the Seattle Municipal Code (SMC) 9.25.081(f) characterizes animal cruelty as to "tether or confine any animal in such a manner or in such a place as to cause injury or pain or not amounting to first-degree animal cruelty defined in RCW (Revised Code of Washington) 16.52.205."

Do your dog a favor and leave her at home when you stop for a late-afternoon latté

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