Sunday, June 13, 2010

¿qué diablos estaba pensando?

While operating your motor vehicle while texting or failing to use a hands-free device on your phone is a citable offense in the state of Washington, driving with your dog leaning out of the car window remains a crime against common sense.

Our spotter saw you driving southbound on 38th Avenue South near South Spokane Street around quarter after 12 this afternoon. A long-haired chihuahua leaned out of the driver's window as you wheeled your gold-tuned, late 1990s made-in-American sedan through Mount Baker. We couldn't tell if your dog was standing on your lap or some appendage on your interior car door.

What the hell were you thinking?

Your long-haired chihuahua had better pray to God, Buddha, Allah, Krishna... or all of the above... that you regain your good sense to outfit your dog with a car seat or belt when you take the road. Road rash hurts toy breeds as much as it does larger dogs.

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