Showing posts with label Damager. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Damager. Show all posts

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Seattle Storm took their bows and curtain calls... one of the perks of being the WNBA Champions

Dog Denizens of Genesee Park (DDGP) Special Correspondence Damager (an alias) offers his thoughts on the Seattle Storm capturing the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) championship last week:

The Storm are a tremendous asset to the City of Seattle, and to the world of sports. I deliberately do not make the distinction that they are a credit to "womens' sports". It is time that these athletes are recognized for who and what they are. Professionals. They perform at the highest level one may perform at, and, as indicated by their Championship victory, they do it better than anyone else. Yes, they are women. Is that relevant? In some spheres, sure. On the court, no. Does anyone ever talk about how Michael Jordan was the best man to ever play the game? Or what a pleasure it is to watch the high level of competition amongst the men of the NBA? No, we don't care about their gender. Sports are sports and athletes are athletes. It is time that "womens sports" are given their due and treated as equally relevant, significant and entertaining as "mens sports".

The
Seattle Times featured the Storm on the front page of the paper after they had won the WNBA Championship. That was great. How many times before that had the Storm even made it above the fold in the Sports section? I won't bother quantifying it at the moment. The answer is... not enough. When a town filled with losing teams gives more attention to those losing teams than it does to the best team the city has seen in over 30 years, something is wrong.

Force 10 Hoops did the fans and the city a great service by saving the Storm and keeping the team here in Seattle. I attended the Finals games at Key Arena and got to shake hands with one of the owners as she made the rounds around the court before the game. What a startling yet pleasant experience. As they reported during an interview with the Times, the owners are fans first, and owners second. Where else can you meet and greet the owner of the team before the game begins?

Coach Brian Agler did an incredible job building this team. He made many difficult decisions about which players he could keep and which players he wanted to bring in. Due to salary cap issues and contract negotiations, as well as personal decisions of the players, we already know that we won't have
exactly the same team next year. If the progress of the team under Coach Agler in the past few years is any indication, more good things are sure to follow.

The Storm organization reaches out to fans, and to the community at large. Attendance at games is always a pleasure. Ticket prices are affordable. So affordable in fact that I have carved season tickets into my extremely tight personal budget. There is a magic and powerfully positive emotional draw surrounding this organization. I will be there for it all next year and hope to see you there.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Is a Storm championship dollars to doughnuts?

Admittedly, few things in life are guaranteed: death, taxes and another Seattle Mariners 100-loss season. However, Seattle Storm fans anticipate their home team capturing the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) championship this evening in Atlanta. The Storm is ahead 2-0 in the series and looking for a sweep in the Peach State.

Somebody in this town needs to win a title.

Storm fan Damager (an alias) has ordered his season tickets for the 2011 season. Damager attended the Storm game Tuesday night reports that several referee calls against Seattle were "questionably bad. When the alleged foul was replayed on StormVision (the Jumbotron screen hanging above the court), the true badness of these calls was replayed multiple times life-size for the crowd of 15,000-plus to jeer at." An angry crowd switched from choruses of "DE-FENSE!" to "NEW-REFS!"

A fan created "the best fan-made sign I've ever seen" that read 'Even Chuck Norris is afraid of Lauren Jackson.' The fan won a box of doughnuts."

According to Damager, if presented with a box of doughnuts, his pooch Clarence the Retriever AK9 (another alias) would "eat the frosting off the top of all of them and then get to work on whatever's left until: 1) It gets too boring, 2) He runs out of water, or 3) He gets tired to chew any longer." Clarence once ate around the crust of a freshly baked loaf of
challah -- a braided Jewish egg bread that requires three different rising periods -- and left only the chewy middle as evidence of his feat.

If you want to satisfy your canine's craving for doughnuts, local Top Pot has created a commemorative confection in honor of the WNBA team... which is all good unless the doughnuts are frosted with chocolate. In which case, it's an old-fashioned for Fido. Boring, yes... but that's a given in life and preferable to caffeine poisoning.

Go, Storm.

ESPN2 airs Game 3 of the NBA Championship at 5 pm.